• Bomb down the PCH
    I feel my heartstrings ache
    Drive home the roof is down
    And you keep warm in a frown

    What a weird phenomenon
    First time I met your mom
    She said we're too young to last
    And my girl's a copy cat

    What a view I soak it in
    And wait for the lights to dim
    I wanna scream and shout
    Instead I shut my mouth

    Repeat year after year
    What the hell am I doin' here
    Never liked Malibu
    I just liked drivin' through

  • You know I need you, need you around
    You know I never, 'ver let you down
    You know I got you, I got your back
    You wanna run yeah, let's hit the gas
    GO!

    Cuz you're always ready to go
    And where you lay your head is home
    I never understood the ones who
    Leave you alone
    You're such a frickin' slob
    But your heart's purer than god
    I know we don't deserve you but I'm
    So stoked I got you around

    You know I need you, need you to know
    That you're the best part of comin' home
    And if they ever get in your face
    I'd punch everyone alive to keep you safe

    Cuz you're always ready to go
    And where you lay your head is home
    I never understood the ones who
    Leave you alone
    You're such a frickin' slob
    But your heart's purer than god
    I know we don't deserve you but I'm
    So stoked I got you around
    Yeah I got you around

    I wish that I loved anything
    As much as you love everything
    I wish that I loved anything
    As much as you love everything
    YEAAHHHHH

    I wish that I loved anything
    As much as you love everything
    I wish that I loved anything
    As much as you love everything
    I wish that I loved anything
    As much as you love everything
    I wish that I loved anything
    As much as you love me

  • Crack the back door, grab the gifts
    Shit packs a punch and I take the hit
    Watch my brain turn into smoke, oh no
    Feels like I haven't slept a wink
    So I break bread and fix a drink
    Stare at the sun and start to roast

    I'm waking up, waking up, waking up, waking up
    I'm waking up, waking up to my own funeral
    Waking up, waking up, waking up, waking up
    I'm waking up, waking up to my own funeral

    Outta my mind down by the beach
    Good contraband and better company
    Crackin' up hard we're on a roll (Whoa-oh)
    Lose the light so we light one up
    It's not paradise but it's close enough
    Can't drive but got nowhere to go

    I'm waking up, waking up, waking up, waking up
    I'm waking up, waking up to my own funeral
    Waking up, waking up, waking up, waking up
    I'm waking up, waking up to my own funeral
    I'm waking up

    He was a good man
    He was great for the alcohol industry
    And now that he's died of a hangover
    He's great for the casket instrustry
    So... amen

  • Lo lo lo lo lo siento
    Mi mi mi mi mi amigo
    A a a a a amo a
    Tu tu tu tu tu hermanaaaa
    Aaaaaaaaghhh yeah!

    I can’t let go, my hands are tied
    I think I’ll drown inside her ocean eyes

    Lo lo lo lo lo siento
    Mi mi mi mi mi amigo
    A a a a a amo a
    Tu tu tu tu tu abuelaaaaaa
    Aaaaaaaaghhh yeah!

    I can’t let go, my hands are tied
    I think I’ll drown inside her ocean eyes

    Lo lo lo lo lo siento
    Mi mi mi mi mi amigo

    I can’t let go, my hands are tied
    I think I’ll drown inside her ocean eyes

  • Oh my god where do I begin
    I got a hurricane head, I’ve been drinkin’ the gin
    Gotta stumble outside, catch my breath again
    But then they never let me back in (shit!)

    One two three I’ve been thinkin’ some more
    I’m droppin’ bottles to the beat and I got four on the floor
    And now my legs don’t work, I can’t walk anymore
    So I stumble back out the door

    I don’t wanna wake up on my own
    (I don’t wanna wake up all alone)
    Cuz I ain’t got anyplace left to go (hell no!)

    It’s getting away from me
    It’s getting away from me
    It’s getting away from me
    It’s getting away from me

    Baby baby girl girl what can I say
    I’m three sheets to the wind and I’m sailin’ away
    And when I wake up in the morning and the piper’s paid
    I got nothing clever left to say

    I don’t wanna wake up on my own
    (I don’t wanna wake up all alone)
    Cuz I ain’t got anyplace left to go (hell no!)

    It’s getting away from me
    It’s getting away from me
    It’s getting away from me
    It’s getting away from me

  • Dipshit! Grew up on TV
    It melted my brain just like the movies
    Sunbeams, they’re fryin’ my car
    But what do I care, it’s in the junk yard

    White noise, those singin’ cop cars
    Sleep to the sweet sound of helicoptars
    Full house, we pack ‘em all in
    They’d charge a million to share a coffin

    And when I finally bite the dust
    I’ll let the coyotes eat my guts
    And let my spirit fly into the dirt-brown sky
    And fuel the next kid’s wanderlust

    I never made it surfin’
    But I’m a Californian
    I never made it surfin’
    But I’m a Californian

    Wipeout! I hit the blacktop
    I skin my elbows and knock my head off
    Face down, I’m writin’ bad songs
    I bang the words out and hit the chords wrong

    Long shot, one in a million
    We crack the windshield, run from the building
    So dumb, we live the good life
    We’re crackin’ Banquets up in the Duane Heights

    And when I finally bite the dust
    I’ll let the coyotes eat my guts
    And let my spirit fly into the dirt-brown sky
    And fuel the next kid’s wanderlust

    I never made it surfin’
    But I’m a Californian
    I never made it surfin’
    But I’m a Californian

    Everybody’s watchin’, everybody’s lookin’
    Everybody’s watchin’, everybody’s lookin’ at you
    Everybody’s watchin’, everybody’s lookin’
    Everybody’s watchin’, everybody’s lookin’ at you

    I never made it surfin’
    But I’m a Californian
    I never made it surfin’
    But I’m a Californian

    I’m a Californian baby!
    East side, west coast
    Never made it surfin’
    But I’m a Californian

  • I grab the keys and ride
    I hit the gas and drive
    My baby over to the beach, yeah
    Let’s quit our jobs and go
    We’ll hide out in the cove
    The radio is all we need

    Everybody’s comin’, everybody’s here
    There’s half a million cars from Zuma to the pier
    We’ll just have to hoof it, we’ll just have to walk
    If my baby’s goin’ to the beach she’ll never stop

    Rollin’ in the riptide (with my beach baby)
    Stay until it’s midnight (with my beach baby)
    Roastin’ on the coastline (with my beach baby)
    Soakin’ up the good life (with my beach baby)
    Yeah! Oh yeah

    I’m turnin’ sunburn red
    I let her walk ahead
    She’s got her new bikini on, yeah
    We let the shoreline crash
    We’re never goin’ back
    We’ll eat the sun until it’s gone

    Everybody’s comin’, everybody’s here
    There’s half a million cars from Zuma to the pier
    We’ll just have to hoof it, we’ll just have to walk
    If my baby’s goin’ to the beach she’ll never stop

    Rollin’ in the riptide (with my beach baby)
    Stay until it’s midnight (with my beach baby)
    Roastin’ on the coastline (with my beach baby)
    Soakin’ up the good life (with my beach baby)
    Yeah! Oh yeah

    We could roll twenty deep
    But it’s just you and me
    There’s nowhere else I’d rather stay, ye
    I crack a stupid joke
    We crack a beer and smoke
    Away a California day

    Rollin’ in the riptide (with my beach baby)
    Stay until it’s midnight (with my beach baby)
    Roastin’ on the coastline (with my beach baby)
    Soakin’ up the good life (with my beach baby)
    Yeah! Oh yeah